Monday, December 21, 2009

Merry X'mas.. :P

Here's a funny Christmas story .. Its very popular and most probably u might have read already..
Any way.. starting.

It was coming up to Christmas and Tintu-mon asked his mum if he could have a new bike. She told him that the best idea would be to write to Santa Claus. But Tintu, having just played a vital role in the school nativity play, said he would prefer to write to the baby Jesus. And when he asked his mom about that, his mum told him that would be fine.

Tintu went to his room and took a nice white sheet paper and pencil and wrote,
'Dear Jesus, I have been a very good boy and would like to have a bike for Christmas.'

But he wasn't quiet happy with what he wrote, when he read it over. He read it over and over and he decided to try again and this time he wrote:
'Dear Jesus, I'm a good boy, most of the time and would like a bike for Christmas.'

He read it back and wasn't happy with that one either. So he tried a third version:
'Dear Jesus, I could be a good boy if I tried hard and especially if I had a new bike.'

He read that one too, but he still wasn't satisfied. So, he decided to go out for a walk while he thought about a better approach. After a short time he passed a house with a small statue of the Virgin Mary in the front garden. He crept in, stuffed the statue under his coat, hurried home and hid it under the bed. Then he wrote this letter.

'Dear Jesus, If you want to see your mother again, you'd better buy me a new bike.'

-- Attitude guys.... attitude !

Yesterday .. we decorated a new Xmas tree. Almost everyone enjoyed a bit time with that thing. The most interesting part of that was poping the baloons. It was fun..

And also i made a Xmas buddy with one of that ballons.. Here's the pic of em. He is sitting in the paper/pen holder. He's kida cute .. dont u think so ?? ;)

Sunday, December 6, 2009

My new Rides ;P

Hi guys .... been a little backed up. Trying hard to keep up though. We have some newbies here. This is the first one... Aston Martin ;).. Not a real one, but a small one. My friend had a visit to his family in Malaysia and from there he found this cute little thing and bought it for me from there. We are actually crazy about cars and bikes.. One day i'm gonna sit in one of these, i mean real ones, and fly through roads. Till then i think I'll have to adjust with this small one.

Well this one is real small 6 cm long and 2.5 cm wide. with a remote control and have a range up to 100 mtrs. with rechargable batteries and a charger. Really fast and even capable for drifiting on smooth floors. I do love drifiting.

Here is the second one... he is a big guy - FZ , a real one.. from Yamaha. I thought the design of this one was too boring. But eventually i was liking its design, performance.. and durability. Real smart and sporty. Just for boyzzzzzz. But little heavy and got few more HP when compared to other bikes of same class. And may be thats why its mpl is low as 35 km/l. Who cares about that when u got the 'looks'.. well we r planning to change the colour to silver/black or yellow/black.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Attitude No ...... 2

The longer I live, the more I realize the impact of attitude on life. Attitude, to me, is more important than facts. It is more important than the past, the education, the money, than circumstances, than failure, than successes, than what other people think or say or do. It is more important than appearance, giftedness or skill. It will make or break a company... a church... a home. The remarkable thing is we have a choice everyday regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. We cannot change our past... we cannot change the fact that people will act in a certain way. We cannot change the inevitable. The only thing we can do is play on the one string we have, and that is our attitude. I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it. And so it is with you... we are in charge of our Attitudes.

-----Charles R. Swindoll

" Well... well... enough. Nice talk about the attitude there. But have you ever seen attitude like this ! Its our It admin on his R & D machine. Lol... dont look at the plug point. . .

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Pretention changes ..

Alright. First thing first. Its been a long time since I posted something here and i really, reeaaallly missed a lot of posting from my blogger friends. Thing is that I just got busy with the work. And yeah .. thats right. Its time to change the 'pretending' thing into something else. And today, I completed a demo project, actually the second one, ahead of schedule and now i got a few hours to get relaxed and have some fun. Actually i never got time to even browse my gmail inbox. and dont worry about 'no comments' from me in your blog for few these days. I'm gonna pay for that ;)

Ok...lets get back to business.

As a fresher, searching for jobs, i got many opportunities to meet many companies, guys, and freaks too. And eventually i came acroos many fraud activities that are taking advantage of poor innocent students. Well details later..

And by the way, today we got a brand new lenevo laptop. We dont know what to do with that with all IT policies applied in it.

this is my new harmless virus. Just to threaten the other guys who are using my system.... Hi hi ;)

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Office day happenings !

Today afternoon, while we were working at the desk our Boss came in into lab and asked "who all like to hear songs while working. " ......... Every one was looking at each others face and they were like "Phew___!" Nobody responded for sometime. I think every one was confused.

But the truth is that, tomorrow onwards i am going to work hearing songs. Well I seems to be a cool idea especially for those who spends hours in front of computers. Today evening we got that sound system and the Admn guys were busy installing sound drivers on one of the TL system.

And here is my new ID Card.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

New Out fit ...

I just joined a new concern. Datasure India Pvt td. Executive Engg in IT. I couldnt make it up to this blog for couple of days. I think i missed u all. And also I was totaly busy. Now everything is getting settle down.

Its like, these problems seems to be never ending. Some problems here at home. Some problem with my studies, Some problem with career, Some problems with this, Some problem with that... What to say, i'm confused, totally.

Right now. a bit afraid to take decisions. May its because i'm not used with these kind off things. May be i'm too young, May be I should have tried to act like a grown up. May be I should need some help rather than some uselss freely available advices, which dont worth penny for the one who gives and the one who take it. Yeah i mean it. I dont need fkn advices. I need help.

Alright .... i'll go straight to the matter.

Its really funny that I'm feeling "caution" symbol every where. Every thing is strange. I mean i'm confused. I don't know. I just don't know, what to. May be I should take advantage of others weakness. May be I should sleep now.

Sunday, October 4, 2009

A Situational show...

Year 2005, First year, second semester of my college life. Time : the class period (chemistry) just after lunch time.

I returned from my room as usually after having the lunch. Jishar and rafeek were getting ready to go to college. Mahesh has gone already on their bike. I took my seniors bike and went. Its already late and chemistry lecturer is already in the class. Now its my turn and I showed up with an excuse and got in to my seat. I was waiting for the others two guys hoping for a real show coz them being late to class.

The chemistry lect: started to open a bundle of papers. Every one in the class started praying. those papers are nothing but our answer sheet. He started to call one by one as roll numbers. Now I was getting worried. I know how well did i write the exam. I was getting more worried because jishar and rafeek is not showing up. We were together while we wrote the exam and I also know how well they wrote. U know, being roomates, we can say, none of us studied anything.

"Roll no 35 : jishar" Lect: called.
Everyone was looking at our bench. I used to sit in between both of them.
" Absent sir " I said.
"will he come ?" He is very concerned about the late coming habbit of us.!
" yeah.. they are coming. they are on their way "

He just went through the pages and that was only 3 pages, I can count that. He look at me and said " Tell ur friend to come and meet me at the staff room to get this paper". And he crushed those papers into a ball shaped thing and kept on the table.

He continued to next number. And finally reached Roll no 47. Thats my number.
Everyone started starring at our bench again. I looked at the Lect:, he was looking at me. When I walked to him Ican see he crushing my papers into another ball. I happly received it started walking back to my seat.

Roll number 48. Thats rafeeks number. I looked at the door. I could see any thing there. I said "Absent sir" . I heared some of the girls giggled.

"Come here and take this. Give to ur friend if he comes." I can see him crushing rafeeks paper into another ball as I walked to him. I was having my 'paper ball' on my right hand I had to receive it in my left hand. Now almost 40 % of the class was laughing and enjoying the show.

I quietly went back to my seat again. On half the way, he called me again. " Come here and take this also." He pointed the third paper ball, thats jishar's sitting on the table.

I went there and tried to pick it up using my fingers as i was already holding two paper each in each hand. Lect helped me and I hold it under chest and went to my seat.

The entire class was lauging like they never laughed. It took some time to settle down. I was in a moral dilemma whether to laugh or to go angry. Totally purplxed.,

"sir, may i come in " heared a voice at the door.
When the laughing was just about to settle down, there come the two great souls who made me a joker infront of the class. With a weired smile on their face, to cover up that they are late, with no damn idea what just happened here.

The only thing I could hear next is a burst of laugh which lasted for few minutes.
Even the Lect: was lauging that he could not say a single word. The staffs from next classrooms were peeping out to see whats happening. !!

Friday, September 25, 2009

Along with Kiddies

I dont know why most of the kids in my family like me. Even the most crying kid in family become comfortable with me with in few minutes after getting acquainted. I have to say my grand family have hell number of kids, in different sizes that can run between my legs.

I noticed that most of the kid come to me with a punch or kick or something like fighting action, when ever we meet. Some used to hang on my neck, especially two guys. Some used to hang on my hand and ask me to lift them up in air. Some girlys used to check my shirt pockets and always follow me holding my pants or fingers. Little grown ups, will be fighting for my cell phone to get new songs and play new games.

Yesterday when i went to my mothers house. I used to keep my shoe on the doorstep. When i was about to leave my shoe was missing. A 4 yrs old kid found my shoe was much comfortable to him and he was wearing that and he was running around the courtyard with that in his feet !

Since Sunday was off, I took some of them to the beach as Eid trip which I promised them. we spent whole evening out there. I spent a whole night to clean up my car entirely from the sand.

Friday, September 18, 2009

A pencil Sketch ...

I have absolutely no idea why i did this sketch. I found this pic in the corner of an old news paper, in which something was packed using that paper. I just reproduced it. I was looking for a good name for this pic. Since this pic has no 'intentions' i cant find a name. So i thought, I should give that to u people. So here is the deal. U suggest a name. The best one will be choosen.... ! :)

Ok now... lets get back to something else. Actually i forgot to post this before. I was returning from my college. I was in railway station. My friend went to take the tickets and it was almost 2 in midnight. I was getting sleepy. and i found all seats were already filled with sleeping people. We got the ticket and went to platform no 2. Situation was the same with the seats there. We have to wait 1 more hour for our train. I was so tired and my eyes were too sluggish to focus. I stood there, struggling to open my eyes. After a few minutes, i found 'this guy' appearing from somewhere around the corner. He searched for something.... and he was like he got it. He sat there, stretched his arms and legs, gave out a big yawn.....and started to sleep nicely lying there.

Can u imagine that. !!!

Even though i have paid enough for the sleeper class tickets including waiting charge, platfrom charge, and even insurance, I was not able to even sit somewhere. And this guy was soooo coool like he own that place. No tickets and Nothing to worry.

My anger was rising like hell. I really really wanned to kick that stupid dog.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

The Empire ... !

Yes . The Empire. Thats what we called our-self in the college. 4 golden years we lived there. Together.We say it an art of friendship. The only thing we all miss is that.

A pic taken from the rooftop of our Empire Home. Its Mr.Y

I went to my college yesterday. I had to get my certificate. I didnt feel nothing special about it. A very coldy place. Every one seems to be sleeping. And some old faces were too busy with academics and no time to smile. Some came running to get meet old friends and were chatting till we sayed good bye.

I felt very Nostalgic when i saw the gate of our empire building staying closed. That house might have a hell story to tell about us. It was the only place where I can find sleep. *sigh* Those days are over. I say we were lucky for somethings and unlucky for some other things. Any way those days are gone.

We still remain friends and will be remaining thus forever.

This pic was taken from sakeer's bro's marriage. Its me on the leftside (green shirt )

This pic was taken in a trip. I think I have posted it somewhere else..

A special welcome Note :

Please welcome my 3 new follower friends
1. NANA,
2. ANU....) ,
3. Whysoserioustoday !!!

Friday, September 4, 2009

My new Blog Design.

Totally customizable and Decent Cool Looks, these were the things that I had in my mind while I was searching for new template. By the way am on to corporate level now. I think i'll have to change my tweaky - geeky - freaky style to a black and white - gentle man - free style. I hate it though. What so ever, am just PRETENDING it anyway. :D . I am too lazy to start designing from scrach. So I digged this from some other site. This is purely an xml template and supports all addons, widgets and gadgets provided with Google. A simple, small sized, clean and executive looks.

I reduced the Images and css styling to reduce the crowdy feeling. Also reduced the images to a very extend to reduce the traffic speed. No images was just too boring. I actually found this one site and had a feeling that I can customize it and I decided to work on it. The courtesy link is given below. There were many other templates available there. But nothing was so spacious like this.

Well then now I think I actually missed a lot of post from my dear blogger friends and I'll glad if u guys let me know how u feel about this template. Any way if anybody wants the codes please let me know. Its open source ;). I mean anyone can use it for all nonprofitable excuses... :) I'll be 'gladder' if u find any buggs and inform me :D. Thanks for now and see U guys.

Monday, August 31, 2009

A boring holiday

Some thing was not right today. I was sooo bored. Its onam holidays here. I hate holidays. I took a pencil, and a page. I just wanned to draw something using that. I had good start. but it was bad... Any way its just a bad picture. Forget it... Thing is that i dont want to waste the pages in this beautiful and my dearest diary. I have nothing to write, nothing to draw. I am tired, and i cant sleep. My mind is out of order.

I read a book of APJ abdul kalam, Former president of India - wings of fire. That was an interesting and inspiring book for young generations. I liked the way he pictured each and every incident in his life and how worth was it. He is true. The future is in hand of us. But its the wolf inside us, which we feed, decide the future, of us and our country.

He can say those because he got people to listen to what he says. But what am I. Nobody care even if I shout at them. 'I am too young to take decisions and too old to being playful'. The reasons they can blame me for something is abundant. Of-course I was utter mischievous and playful when I was a kid. Those days are over. But a lot of people still treat me like a kid. How irritating !

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Their bad... luck *

Ist year college day sports. Time, midday around 1. Almost exhausted by running under in hot sun. I was playing mid field on the right wing and had to stay behind the center line because of the offenders. Neither team scored yet. 3 minutes to go the final whistle.

Their Last attack was through the left wing, they missed their pass while intercepted by our 2 quarter backs. The goalkeeper had only choice to make a divert by tackling and pushed the loose ball to me where I was reaching for a defense from my position. I could easily collect the ball. when I turned around for a sprint I saw 3 guys of opposition onto me. I get rid of the first guy with a fake move. the second and third was together, and there was not enough room to make round about.
I looked for a help.

I saw our striker around on center line, not covered. I wanted to reach the ball to him. I had only a single choice. I pushed ball forward for a two step distance, started a short quick step to kick it with rest of the energy I had. By seeing my take off second guy who is approaching from front paused and covered his hand over his head. Third guy bend down to avoid the hitting of ball if i kick it. I didnt expected that move. All I wanted is to not to let them take ball from me. The ball flew in air and took a slight bend and descended.

Our striker collected it with his chest and That could hurt a little bit. I thought he is going to take a free sprint as there in nobody to support him. But he stopped the ball. I think he was exhausted. He looked at the enemy goal post. He was like 'he wont be able to breach their defense alone' and thats just a mere fact! He just pulled the ball into air and kicked it full force.

That was a long & slow way the ball traveled. Every body watched with open eyes and open mouth. The goal keeper of them was struggling to make out the flight. The ball pitched a few meters in front of him and bounced again. That was just a height the keeper could grab it. I thought he got it. The ball flew, reached its height, and descended. The ball just kissed the fingers of the goal keeper and fall into the goal post. The crowed paused their cheering for a second. what happened ! we were looking each others face. we didnt laughed. we didnt cried either. I saw our stupid striker holding his both hand over his head. Every one was like "what the **** ".

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

I cant bring back

Even though I have a vocabulary to save, I still have the problem of scarcity of words. I still suck in conversation. The damn problem seems to be never cured. The moments pass like hours and nothing goes right. Damnnnn damnnn damnnnn damnnn. Today I was like a mere pathetic stupid in front of a girl (damn ... i dont wanna think about it.. Stop thinking. stop thinking) Shit is happening .. yaaar ( oh god , please not with me )

I’m left in the wake of the mistake, slow to react in words. Fine line between this and that ! When things go wrong I pretend the past isn’t real. But Now I'm trapped in this memory, I cant be always that cool with this. I know, i wont be able to run always. Even if i run, I cant go too far... And whos gonna find trouble with me? Those who love me !!??

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Mordernising act of arts ...

There had a time when colors stated the part of my mind. Its an oil painting. I found it when I was cleaning shelf, my old books and papers. A very nostalgic one. I dont listen to my heart now a days. huh. I need to find a pathetic excuse of being timeless...

Friday, August 21, 2009

Chivalry still exists .. here

Its Ramzan tomorrow. Harvesting days for the chivalry that still exist in human beings. A dedication to god and himself.

Some people did complain like "where the chivalry has gone?". Does the chivalry ends up in giving your seat to a standing young lady in a bus? Or should I show my chivalry to all those drunkards who sit in road side and begs, while my neighbour or friend is sick and hungry.

It do exist, but not the way it seems to be.
It will exist, untill, it can be afforded.

The category of people who needs this is defined in surah at-Taubah (9) verse 60: " The alms are only for the poor and the needy, and those who collect them, and those whose hearts are to be reconciled, and to free the captives and the debtors, and for the cause of Allah, and (for) the wayfarers; a duty imposed by Allah. Allah is knower, Wise." (The Holy Qur'an 9:60).

We hope this is the right way.. Its gonna be a sleepless long night.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Steps and sands

A Time is being what u wan me to be
feeling so faithless, Lost under the surface

Do know what ur expecting of me
put under the pressure, walking in ur shoes

Every steps I take another mistake to you...

Saturday, August 15, 2009


F0r peace makers !!

F0r tr0ubIe makers !!

F0r enthusiasts !!

63rd Huh. I'm impressed !!

The Gamer in me

Hai fellas. If u feel like you want to kill time... This is the right place. Welcome to gamers world. Again welcome to Urban terror (UrT). This time i wanna introduce one of my favorite game. A free online game make me go crazy when started playing.

I used to get a lot of criticism, especially from my dad and friends, do to the gamer inside me. They say I'm wasting my time by playing game.... Thing is that they dont know the fact that i'm killing my time as I want to avoid the gossipings and talkings. Bye the way its true, i dont like talking and i dont talk much with others. I feel like out of words. I have tried it many times and most of the time end up in some kinda stupid situations, like i'm in a world that i dont have any fkin words to put it. Or may be u can say 'a subject worth others to keep their interest of talk on'. Most of the time that continuity of talk end with my suggestion and others wont get a thread to carry on the talk. But there 'll a lot of chances that others can laugh on what i said. So i always try to avoid talks and keep my self busy with laptop and the games.

lets get back to subject. This game is just wonderful and its 100 % free to use and distribute. But for newbies its gona a little tougher, coz most of the players who play online'll be pros and hard core gamers. U can install it in windows as well as linux. But i dont know about rest of the os. Require moderate configs. . but u'll require a faster net connection... The game will work as 1 server and few clients. Its even possible to host a server in ur office or home network and connect to this.
Depending upon ur IQ, reflex and how cool u r with ur mouse, u can choose a wide range of weapons. That includes these... look this pic below. Nades, medic, knife and pist0Isss as weII !

When getting int0 business, the soldier inside will come out. Only thing u have to worry that, u'll need a perfect pair of headphones to make out, where the bullets are coming from the silences PSG, M4, AK, Uzi and mp5. Quality of sound - perfect, but u wont here gun shots when ur enemy is hiding somewhere with a silencer on it. Here are some screen shots. Enjoy the ride. Bye the way my call sign is 'sniffffer'. Save it now. There wont be enough time to get acquainted there... ;) .

HaII ways are the best pIace t0 hide !!

AKs are my best, sharp and accurate f0r spraying buIIets !

HU HU !! Nice dance !

Damn, I hit my team mate t00000 !

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Just a daily routine.

Just to keep doctor and chemicals away from my body. I waste rest of my energy on every day after 7.30 . After 2 hr workout, and food, I'll get a sleep thats so deep and refreshing. I even forget to dream about anything.

And Next morning .... will be just a FRESH morning.

This gym instructor never allowed any one to take a pic. But some how i was able to convince him. Its very spacious and worth a lot of machines... I love this place

Not ANY MORE....#$%#*&^

I used to be calm,
... used to be cool,
... used to be generous.

Then .....the ignorants,

They took advantage of that,
Thinking, I'll be always like that.
The facts, that I cant forget like that.

Now ..... I pretend

I'm little bit insecure,
... little unconfident,
... and a little bit, 'not any more'

Now .... I say "@#$%^&"

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Its HIGH voltage, I play with it ....

Service Engineering ... Thats what I do now. More precisely, a kinda reverse engineering. Identifying the faulty component and replacing it with a new. Sound quiet easy huh ? But guys ... .this is the damn-est job u can find in electronic industry.

yesterday I received one specimen with a small note on it. "No ip" - it means its dead. Its not working. I started working with standard procedure.

AC mains circuit - Continuity tested, No shortage. Next AC Filter circuit - its little weird, I'll check it later... Next Bridge rectifier - No burns or smoke trace. IGBT and gate circuit - Nothing wrong. uC - tested. Buses and cables continuity tested.

After 1 hour I cant find anything wrong with this thing. I assembled and switched on... Nothing. I cant even find any smell of burned component. I was like ...grrr. ' whats wrong with this thing. I was sure fault will be in the High voltage section. After the bridge to the GATE. I took and Hold the PCB one hand and took the tester and touched it somewhere on the lids. @@## FLASH ##@@


"Hey wake up ... Dont u need lunch today ?? " My friend is calling me. 'What happened ! Where in a world ..... ' "Its not good to sleep in duty time. U'll get scolding" - He advised me and walked to the door. I was still in confusion. I looked watch and its 1 o'clock. I looked my table and I just started to realise what happened.

I touched a fully charged capacitor. Since its a capacitor and dont have any amps it cant do any physical damage to victim. U'll be just blacked out. The same principle is used in stun-guns.

Anyway that was a nice piece of experience.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

American Continental Airlines SUCKS !

YES... Americans sucks sometime.

This is pathetic. If this is the case of former president of India, as a poor citizen of India, what guarantee do I have that I'll not be forced to stand naked and asked to bend over for a security check ? Those days are not too far fellow Indians.

Indian laws exempt dignitaries like former presidents, ex-PMs, Chief Justice of India and even Robert Vadra from being frisked at airports.

"As Kalam was about to board his flight to New York around 10pm, he was put through ladder point security under which the former President was frisked completely. He was also asked to take off his shoes, despite accompanying CISF personnel protesting to the airline staff that Kalam was an ex-President and exempt from such checks. While the airline did not budge, the unassuming Kalam went through the process without any fuss. " --- Indiatimes

For me this is not just a protocol violation. More than just a humiliation.

Its great.. they apologised !

"“We have tendered a formal apology and we sincerely hope he will fly with us again,” Continental Airlines said in a statement.

“Our intention was never to offend Dr Kalam or the sentiments of the people of India,” the airline said. “We apologise to Dr Kalam for any misunderstanding and/or inconvenience caused related to the security check,” it added.

“We reiterate our commitment to comply with the regulations mandated by local authorities (Bureau of Civil Aviation Security) and US authorities,” the airline said.
--- Indiatimes.


REMEMBER.. ........So shall u reap.! Not every Indian is duff and dump.

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Monday, July 20, 2009

Attitude No.......1 !

2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival.
Guy1: What does your wife look like?
Guy2: She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours?
Guy1: Forget mine, let us look for yours.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Engg method of Handling situation.

A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The Programmer leans over to the Engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game. The Engineer just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The Programmer persists and explains that the game is real easy and a lotta fun. He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $5." Again, the Engineer politely declines and tries to get to sleep.

The Programmer, now somewhat agitated, says, "OK, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $50!" This catches the Engineer's attention, and he sees no end to this torment unless he plays, so he agrees to the game. The Programmer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The Engineer doesn't say a word, but reaches into his wallet, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the Programmer.

Now, it's the Engineer's turn. He asks the Programmer
"What goes up hill with three legs, and comes down on four?"
The Programmer looks up at him with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all of his references. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to his co-workers -- all to no avail.

After about an hour, he wakes the Engineer and hands him $50. The Engineer politely takes the $50 and turns away to try to get back to sleep. The Programmer, more than a little miffed, shakes the Engineer and asks "Well, so what's the answer?"

Without a word, the Engineer reaches into his wallet, hands the Programmer $5, and turns away to get back to sleep.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Words & Pics of Life !

Something has been taken from deep inside of me
The secret I've kept locked away no one can ever see
Wounds so deep they never show they never go away
Like moving pictures in my head for years and years they've played

Monday, July 13, 2009

Cure For The Itch ...

People are fine in finding a way to express their feelings towards the authorities. Some whacked wicked ideas are more powerful and directive that, even the most stupid ass in the chairs of power can understand and get noticed, about the situation.

I found this on a road while i was riding back to home. Banana plant in a gutter, right in the middle of road. Better expressive than a placard. . .

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