Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Female customer: A white one…
Customer: Your left or my left?
Male customer: Hello… I can't print.
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates.
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer : Oh, sorry…Internet Explorer.
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?
A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine."
Customer: What do you mean?
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!